I wonder if the executives thought this was an original idea

Doritos to Broadcast the First Ever Advert Into Space

Wow guys, way to copy a UCB sketch. It was a funny sketch, but that's mostly because it's a ridiculous and f'ing stupid idea to begin with.

In Honor of Mr. Gygax

The "Random Harlot Encounter Table" from the first-edition Dungeon Master's Guide.
(stolen from Boing Boing-Games)

Sometimes things don't need a description to be funny

Lest we forget

For as long as I can remember, I have had a deep dislike of Hillary. Some of it had to do with her policies as a senator, but mostly I agree with Mr. Yeti that we shouldn't have 20+ years of Clintons and Bushes. Plus, if we had a black president it would OFFICIALLY be the future. Yes, sometimes the future has a woman president (like Battlestar Galactica [or is it the past, or an alternate timeline/dimension???]) but it just isn't the same and doesn't quite feel like as much of a leap.
If, like me until recently, you are thinking about voting for McCain just look at this picture of Arby endorsing Hillary's presidency until you remember just how much the GOP as a whole sucks balls and wants to enslave humanity.

Ode to Netscape Navigator

A very fitting haiku for Netscape's last day:

Expert rendering
Of my Geocities page.
You had a good run.

garfield minus garfield

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?
Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.

From Warren Ellis's Castlevania workblog

Well, the notes on the screenplay came in this week. And I’m happy to say that they’re minimal, and easily dealt with. (And no-one’s said a thing about the swearing, the violence or the now-infamous Goat-Fucking Scene.)

I knew it!

Variations on this scene has played itself out in my head many times over the years. It makes me happy that I'm not the only one who has considered this.



I know that just posting a bunch of GooTube videos and calling it a blog is a lot like drinking Pabst and calling it a beer, so I'm sorry.

Lynch probably doesn't own an iPhone

Finally

After a year, my Flickr has once again been updated.
Want to see a couple random shots of San Francisco? Look no further.

Nostalgia

If you want to see my childhood in a nutshell, watch this excellent 14 minute video.
Aside from eliciting nostalgia, this video also makes me wonder how the hell we actually convinced my parents to subscribe to Nintendo Power in the first place.

Why not?

Hey, everyone else is doing it.

Summer time

Summer is here, and spring quarter treated me pretty well. I was busy, but at a better pace than the last few quarters. The highlight had to be my marine invertebrates class. It kind of sucked having to drive down to Anacortes every Friday to go to class, but usually we took fun field trips. I also learned quite a bit in the class, and I felt like I was the only one starting from scratch when learning about marine ecology. I'm pretty sure I was the only one who didn't know what a polychaete was or what a tunicate looked like. Still, being on a boat in the San Juans beat the heck out of sitting in a classroom and looking at powerpoint slides. These seals show that I'm not the only one enjoying hanging out in the San Juans. Here's our very own little mini sub.It's remote controlled, and has a camera on it for maximum learning potential. I don't know what I actually learned, but it was still fun.On our last field trip, we went out to False Bay on San Juan Island. Half of our field trips were cruising around in a boat, the other half were spent digging things out of mud. Still good times, though, even with a wicked sunburn. In other news, my new Western Digital hard drive hasn't died yet, I'm still looking for an apartment I need to move into in 2 weeks, and I'm looking for a second summer job. I had an opportunity to work at Fred Meyer, but customer service+having to shave wasn't worth it. Maybe I'm just getting too picky.

Thanks, AWMA gonna need it

I am now officially the treasurer for (next year's) Huxley College chapter of AWMA. It's a pretty good deal, and a lot of people have gotten some really good jobs through networking whatnot.
We had a meeting down at Lakewood (WWU's lake property) where the people leaving the group met people who were interested in joining. I got the position by someone pointing at me and saying "Hey, are you good with money?"
Fate is a funny thing sometimes.

Oh, good...

I was starting to get tired of my computer working anyway. What good timing, with finals coming up. I'm glad I have to ship a hard drive to Seagate for a third time to get it fixed. I look forward to the fourth and fifth times too. Maybe they'll send me a prize my tenth time.

I find my life summed up yet again by stick figures in a web comic

Anna leaves for London tomorrow :(

On storytelling

Ira Glass vs Jack Black on how to tell a story.
Each tackle a different medium and take about 20 minutes each. Both are worth watching if you, like me, are bored.

The beginning of the end

I got my credit evaluation today, along with all the paperwork I need to apply for graduation. It looks like I'm all set to graduate in fall of 07 (mid December). It feels good to finally get a goal. I wasn't sure about how long I wanted to be in school and how many minors I wanted, but this quarter is really doing a number on me. Plus, after fall of next year I would be a 6th year senior. PLUS, I'm going to be 25 in the summer, and damn that's old (sorry to everyone who is reading this and older than 25. You know you thought it when you were my age).

Woe is me

It's been a crummy couple of weeks up here. It hasn't been the constant homework, I'm pretty much used to that by now. It started out pretty well...
*In late January I got my hard drive back from Seagate. I hooked it up and everything worked well. SWEET! I made a mirrored (redundant, great for data security!) array with my original Seagate and my repaired one, and this required me to reinstall XP. So I did. It seems, however, that there is a little fluke with XP installation: if it doesn't think one of your drives is formatted (enough) it will format it for you. It didn't think my 200 gig Maxtor was formatted, even though EVERYTHING I own in digital form was backed up on it and I used it not half an hour ago. So *zing* it formatted every drive I had lickety split and I was left with nothing.
Added to this is a little catch-22 that the nice people at ASUS built into their wireless motherboards: in order to use the wireless card, you need to install service pack one because it has the drivers on there. SERIOUSLY, when you insert the CD that came with the motherboard and click on install chipset drivers a text file just pops up and says "just install service pack one, dummy." That's just lazy. So, anyway, I was left with less than nothing.
I picked up my computer and moved it to my roommate's room so I could plug it directly into the modem and eventually got things sorted out. I also downloaded a data recovery program to try to salvage some data from my formatted drive. I had a little practice at this, since XP did this to me once before.
Long story short (too late!) I lost about 1 out of every 10 MP3s, programs, pictures, and videos. Lame.
*Ok, phew, got that sorted out--wait, what? My hard drive is failing again? Oh, no, this is just my SECOND FUCKING SEAGATE HARD DRIVE GOING OUT. So, it's now toast and I mailed it into the folks at Seagate to repair. What are the chances? I've never actually seen a hard drive fail before, and now BOTH of mine have gone out. Hmm.
*Let's face it, my wardrobe is just big enough to fit in one load of wash. Convenient and environmentally friendly! Not so convenient is when I washed a pen with my clothes the other day and ruined every piece of clothing I own. My plan at the moment is to work into every conversation how I dabble in art and that's why I have spots all over my clothes. It beats my other plan, which is just tie-dying everything.
I'm working on replacing my music collection at the moment, and it's slow going. One upside: I'll replace an album and listen to it, and I'll think "Damn, this sounds really good!" As it turns out, I really CAN tell the difference between 128 kbps and 256/FLAC, even on my little Boston Acoustics. All this time...