keee-iiii!

There is a myth out there that martial arts is a good way to turn your body into a killing machine, but as I have learned from my PE class, it's only really good at singling out people that are extraordinarily awkward, uncoordinated, and inflexible. Oh, also, it's pretty cool if you dig choking/getting choked by girls. Every once in a while, you get paired with some old guy who can't stop talking about his kids, but you take what you can get.

It looks like Kitty likes human food! Wow, what a first post. Oh well, you get what you pay for. I'm about to go off to my water quality lab, so I'll leave ya'll to ponder this. Is it possibly a metaphor for life? Does this cat represent us, the delicious red licorice represents something that is forbidden and we are always trying to get when we think the cosmos aren't watching, and I represent an indifferent, possibly malevolent god who watches when all these factors get put together and laughs? Maybe it shows us to put the lid on our candy next time if our cat is a dick.