There is a myth out there that martial arts is a good way to turn your body into a killing machine, but as I have learned from my PE class, it's only really good at singling out people that are extraordinarily awkward, uncoordinated, and inflexible. Oh, also, it's pretty cool if you dig choking/getting choked by girls. Every once in a while, you get paired with some old guy who can't stop talking about his kids, but you take what you can get.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
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There is a myth out there that martial arts is a good way to turn your body into a killing machine, but as I have learned from my PE class, it's only really good at singling out people that are extraordinarily awkward, uncoordinated, and inflexible. Oh, also, it's pretty cool if you dig choking/getting choked by girls. Every once in a while, you get paired with some old guy who can't stop talking about his kids, but you take what you can get.
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"as I have learned from my PE class, it's only really good at singling out people that are extraordinarily awkward, uncoordinated, and inflexible."
All PE classes are really just designed for that... and gyms... and work... and school...
Take it from a girl who knows. :)
~Hava
Well, I rocked my court-games PE class. Nothing spells satisfaction like beating a football player at raquetball.
I thought you were going to keep our kinky choking hijinks PRIVATE. No trust. I'm going to go find an Italian man who will buy me drinks with roofies.
-Anna
This is why I never made the attempt to learn a martial art. If I wanted to be laughed at by others I would leave my room.
I'll assume that you used an online translation service for those comments...You're weird...but I think I understood everything, except for the last sentence. Huzzah for Spanish skillz.
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