Over Memorial Day weekend I attended Evenson's bachelor party. I and 14 other guys went out to a raucous margarita-filled dinner where, of course, I run into my mom. What are the chances?
Right now I'm trying to set up an internship for the summer, a job for next fall, and study for my finals (which are going to suuuck). Summer's looking pretty good.
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I refuse to give you any breaks about being "busy." I hope that's not code for anything. :)
Dude, that's fuckin' Cizek, and Dean, and that other guy...
Carris?
8^D
SOON
No, the dude with the knife...
SPIDERMAN!!! YOUR @SS IS MINE SPIDERMAN!!!
Haha, no, not Spiderman. Spiderman and Dean don't get along so well, as in Spiderman would pummel Dean and Dean would sue Spiderman (and probably somehow get his citizenship revoked, get him excommunicated, and find a way to get him launched into space). But yes, that is Kares, formally the "guy with the sweet Nova," now the "guy who traded his sweet Nova for a Kia because he couldn't afford the gas." Not sure which knife guy you are referring to...
You don't see the guy with the knife in that photo? Just what kind of gunslinging do you practice?
Cort would send you home without supper and make you shovel horse-shit the next day!
To wit: the NY Yankees guy is about to shiv someone. Unless that's a cell phone in the left hand. Goddamned 21st century! I wouldn't take chances...take the shot!
-Duncan
Ohhh...I understand now. You can assume one of two things from this angle angle:
1) The guy is Korean, hence he is holding a cell phone.
2) The guy is Latino, hence he is holding a shiv.
Trust me when I say that he's Korean and it's a cell phone, but I can understand how you were thrown, what with the images of Aztecs in the background f'ing with your subconscious.
I probably should have taken him out anyway, but the last thing this group of people needed was a catalyst for disorder, disruption, and chaos.
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