I wonder if the executives thought this was an original idea

Doritos to Broadcast the First Ever Advert Into Space

Wow guys, way to copy a UCB sketch. It was a funny sketch, but that's mostly because it's a ridiculous and f'ing stupid idea to begin with.

In Honor of Mr. Gygax

The "Random Harlot Encounter Table" from the first-edition Dungeon Master's Guide.
(stolen from Boing Boing-Games)

Sometimes things don't need a description to be funny

Lest we forget

For as long as I can remember, I have had a deep dislike of Hillary. Some of it had to do with her policies as a senator, but mostly I agree with Mr. Yeti that we shouldn't have 20+ years of Clintons and Bushes. Plus, if we had a black president it would OFFICIALLY be the future. Yes, sometimes the future has a woman president (like Battlestar Galactica [or is it the past, or an alternate timeline/dimension???]) but it just isn't the same and doesn't quite feel like as much of a leap.
If, like me until recently, you are thinking about voting for McCain just look at this picture of Arby endorsing Hillary's presidency until you remember just how much the GOP as a whole sucks balls and wants to enslave humanity.